avengersassemble-inmypants:

lets-go-to-heaven-clarence:

basingtei:

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

If you reblogged it, liked it, or ever read it - you took it.

7 inchessssss yoooooooooooooooooooooooo

let’s just say that it is a very good thing I’m not a guy

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

(Source: cyberho, via sorry)

  • Me: Why is this book over
  • Me: Why couldn't it be longer
  • Me: What am I supposed to read now
  • *glances at pile of unread books*
  • Me: Don't look at me like that
mokomokuren:

PuNK
"If your ideas are bigger than the town you’re in, you’ve got to get out of there."
Brian Fallon (via the-blues-mary)

(via skate-high)

lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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(via trust)

ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(Source: yagamiyuu, via trust)

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: kelvinbenjamin, via this--too--shall--pass)

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